David Samson is America’s Most Useless Expert!
Program Titles
- Using the same methods as FBI profilers, find out in five minutes what a man will be like five years from now!
- David will have you reading people like an x-ray in no time!
- Your dreams are Madison Avenue’s biggest nightmare
- Innovative and powerful techniques for making sure your marketing is actually leaving its mark.
- The remarkable power of humor for creating and sustaining great relationships. No Kidding!
- Turning work anxiety into hilarity. Office strain into gain. Plus client pressure into pure pleasure
- Paranoid about being snubbed at the Heavenly Level?
- Do Reality Checks Ever Bounce?
David Samson brings a humorous and insightful twist to the worlds of advertising, publishing, and relationships. Audiences acclaim his clean, razor-sharp humor. David Samson’s approach is light-hearted, there is always an underlying message. Because he believes the astonishing power of laughter is a healing force as well as a dynamic mechanism to increase self-esteem and productivity.
Smart humor that instantly engages your audience no matter what product or service you’re offering.
Adding humor can make all the difference between folks enjoying your content – or simply being content to go someplace else.
No matter what the project, humor propels your brand and makes sure your message is memorable.
In other words… Send your success and recognition soaring!
David Samson is a Celebrated Humorist – NOT a Comedian!
What’s the difference? Plenty!
In comedy, laughter is the point.
In humor, laughter reinforces the point – the point YOU want to make!
“David is a very funny, very instinctive ad guy.
He always has a different slant on solving any client’s problem.
The key is that David understands the crucial link between humor and information, so that the message always remains fresh and memorable.”
“I love David Samson’s humor: It’s cutting edge, clever, and extremely entertaining.
His work uses humor to convey important lessons.
It’s savvy, sophisticated, and can add significant value to drab content, no matter what the media or project.
The power of David’s humor should definitely be in your arsenal to achieve the results you want!”
“David thinks unlike anyone you have ever met.
His wit, insight and unique ability to craft a catchy, witty, contagious tag lines separates him from the pack.
‘Out of the box’ or ‘pushing the envelope’ doesn’t begin to describe his creative process.”
Books by David A. Samson
- The Joy of Depression
- Men Who Hate Themselves – And The Women Who Agree With Them
- Wake Up And Smell The Coffin
- AMERICAN IDLE The Anti-Motivation Handbook
- Useless Knowledge
- Is He For Real?
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