World Authority on the Bigfoot/Sasquatch phenomenon. A holistics health practitioner and master herbalist.
Program Titles
- Bigfoot
- The Psychic Sasquatch and Their UFO Connection
Jack “Kewaunee” Lapseritis, MS, MH, Crypto-Anthropologist
Ah, yes: Bigfoot. Now, Bigfoot is a pretty silly myth, and bigfoot cryptozoology is pitifully ridiculous, but even tinfoil hat groups like the Bigfoot hunters have their own radical fringes.
Despite a distinct lack of empirical data to back up such hypotheses, people have picked up the thread; Jack “Kewaunee” Lapseritis, for instance, argues in his book The Sasquatch People and Their Interdimensional Connection that 187 documented cases have “objectified the reality of dimensional bigfoot creatures”. It seems that bigfoot, according to Kewaunee (it’s a bit hard to tell), utilizes the multiverse to jump dimensions. Kewaunee’s grasp of the multiverse hypothesis is, needless to say, tenuous and rudimentary. There is also quantum: “[q]uantum physics describes the reality of mental telepathy, invisibility, inter-dimensional, and other PSI phenomena, and is actually juxtaposed with psychic Sasquatch and ET behavior,” as Lapseritis sees it. It does not.
Apparently, Lapseritis’s work consists mostly of telepathic fieldwork – according to himself, “Kewaunee has been successful in his research because of his benign, spiritual, field methodology (no guns or cameras), except the Sasquatch are highly evolved, nature people. They are terrestrial extraterrestrials, living inside giants’ bodies.” Using senses unavailable to most humans, Lapseritis has apparently intuited for instance that the Bigfoot race was brought to Earth (“seeded”) by the Star People long before humans, ostensibly to provide us with psychic guidance: in 2012, for instance (The Sasquatch People was published in 2011) “there will be a huge shift in human consciousness that most earthlings are ill prepared to face. The Sasquatch people, who are the ultimate environmentalists, want to share their ancient wisdom with the human, but few are listening.” Lapseritis has also written The Psychic Sasquatch and Their UFO Connection.
Books by Jack “Kewaunee” Lapseritis, MS, MH
- The Psychic Sasquatch and Their UFO Connection
- The Sasquatch People and their Interdimensional Connection
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