
Michael Pasternak as COLUMBO, as Rocco The Plumber: The World’s Funniest Meeting Crasher!
Program Titles
- Michael Pasternak as ‘Rocco The Plumber’ – The World’s Funniest Meeting Crasher
- Comedy / Humor Roasts – Clean, customized corporate Comedy
- TRULY humor in the workplace since the entire program is created around the people in the room who of course work together
- Master of Ceremonies / M/C / Host – MC’ed as this character many programs
- This hilarious program also motivates
- You can’t Laugh any harder than when you’re laughing at yourselves!
- Columbo – Character Portrayals: Hilarious Personalized Tributes
- Columbo: A terrific impersonator, much to the delight of guests
- Increases productivity & brings everyone together as a team!
Michael Pasternak,aka Columbo
or
Rocco The Plumber…
The World’s Funniest Meeting Crasher!
Imagine everyone’s surprise as Columbo wanders into your next meeting or banquet!
What follows is a hilarious, totally personalized program, “inside” stories, anecdotes, common denominators and company issues that are shared by everyone in the room!
COLUMBO is a Worldwide Icon!
As much fun as the program is, it also motivates, increases productivity & brings everyone together as a team!
Trade Shows – Guaranteed to instantly increase the traffic at your booth!
Whether it’s an event for your company, association, distributors or franchisees, this incredible, personalized program ALWAYS works for one simple reason…
Michael Pasternak as COLUMBO. You can’t laugh any harder than when you’re laughing at yourselves!
Or Michael Pasternak, aka Rocco, The Plumber wanders in to your meeting by mistake… he may have the wrong room, but what follows is a hilarious, personalized program that’s written and tailored entirely around the fun “inside” humor that is shared by everyone in the room.
This is a great way to bring your group together as a team!
THE PROGRAM: As “ROCCO,The PLUMBER”, he interrupts or “crashes” the meeting or banquet (at a pre-arranged moment of course) in order to fix a problem. Turns out he’s got the wrong room on his work order.
The embarrassed Rocco starts to leave, but not before “recognizing” some faces in the room which launches him into this one-of-a-kind personalized program.
OR, AS AN INCREDIBLE ALTERNATIVE…
Imagine everyone’s surprise when COLUMBO (complete with that rumpled raincoat, notepad and cigar stub) wanders in the room looking for “jumper cables”. When he realizes he’s “interrupted” someone speaking at the podium, he starts to exit, but after just a few steps turns around with his famous line…”Just one more thing!”
Now the fun really begins.
What follows is a hilarious, personalized program that’s written, created and tailored entirely around your group. With fun comedic bits about your key people and what makes your company or association unique… you laugh the hardest when you’re laughing at yourselves and what you know to be true!
Those surprise entrances are great vehicles to get into the room…but it’s what “The World’s Funniest Meeting Crasher” says about your key people in the conference that really sets this program apart from all others!
Clean, Corporate, Customized, Comedy…with a purpose!
Each personalized program not only adds levity to a “typical” meeting or banquet…it brings everyone together as a team, as long-time and newer members get to know each other in a fun and unique way.
Perfect for international sales meetings. After all, COLUMBO is a true world-wide icon who is extremely popular throughout Asia, South America, Germany, France, England and literally the entire world.
Need a Master of Ceremonies?
What a way to make an entrance and then take over as the Emcee.
Multiple Appearances throughout your event. Imagine after the initial appearance, “The World’s Funniest Meeting Crasher” wandering in to the next day’s Breakfast Meeting.
After all, that’s his M.O., to keep popping up unexpectedly.
After calling five or six audience members up to the front of the room, what follows is an interactive and always hilarious “COLUMBO” or “ROCCO, The Plumber” LOOK-A-LIKE CONTEST” starring your group!
A truly unique TRADE SHOW spokesperson.
Whether your booth holds 5 or 105, The World’s Funniest Meeting Crasher will turn your exhibit into the most talked about one of the show!
In what appears to be a “typical” presentation, someone is up at the podium introducing the company’s new product line.
“You-know-who” wanders in and grabs a seat in the audience!
Your program instantly becomes memorable and informative as either COLUMBO or ROCCO (this time as the “convention center maintenance worker”) interrupts the “flustered” spokesperson with his hilarious, but pointed questions, which actually serves to highlight and drive home those points you really want your buyers to hear!
Michael Pasternak is “The World’s Funniest Meeting Crasher”…the perfect blend of business and personalized humor for your corporate event.

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